Mice Relocation Act of 2009

In an effort to relocate the mice population prior to the 2010 census and ensure her re-election, Speaker Nancy Pelosi has made sure that $30 million dollars has been set aside to restore their habitat in the San Francisco area.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/feb/12/earmark-less-bill-gives-pelosis-mouse-cookie/

No word on whether ACORN has plans to open a satellite office to ensure complete voter registration.